“Healthy” people want to fall in love. Have 2.5 kids, pets, and dinner in front of the television.
“Well-adjusted” people certainly don’t play dangerous games.
She thinks I’m healthy.
She thinks I’m well-adjusted.
She’s trying to test me.
She’s trying to break me.
With the reddest ass this side of anyone’s belt.
The funny thing is…she won’t stop calling me Daddy now.