“Healthy” people want to fall in love. Have 2.5 kids, pets, and dinner in front of the television.

“Well-adjusted” people certainly don’t play dangerous games.

She thinks I’m healthy.

She thinks I’m well-adjusted.

She’s trying to test me.

She’s trying to break me.

She’s adorable.

With the reddest ass this side of anyone’s belt.

The funny thing is…she won’t stop calling me Daddy now.